I’m not allowed to cook on the stove anymore. I’ve caught my clothing on fire three times this week. 

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dread-rooster:

s-eyfert:

Whenever I hear “beez in the trap” I wonder why they put the bees in the trap! Bees are eusocial creatures man, let them go free to dance and vomit and stuff.

Maybe that’s it. Maybe hum drum normal bee life IS the trap. The old 9 to 5 fly eat vomit cry yourself to sleep life

OH SNAP!

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I explained to my three year old niece why I see a special doctor every tuesday morning: because I feel sad, but sometimes I also feel very ‘hyperactive’ and that is scary too. This fucking three year old kid had more empathy and understanding about what mental illness entails than any adult I have met in a long time. Zero judgement, she says “thats okay, I’ll look after you. You can have naps when you are tired and sad and I will look after you”. What the fuck happens to the majority of the population between age 3 and adulthood?

I explained to my three year old niece why I see a special doctor every tuesday morning: because I feel sad, but sometimes I also feel very ‘hyperactive’ and that is scary too. This fucking three year old kid had more empathy and understanding about what mental illness entails than any adult I have met in a long time. Zero judgement, she says “thats okay, I’ll look after you. You can have naps when you are tired and sad and I will look after you”. What the fuck happens to the majority of the population between age 3 and adulthood?

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Whenever I hear “beez in the trap” I wonder why they put the bees in the trap! Bees are eusocial creatures man, let them go free to dance and vomit and stuff.

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asfadedasmyjeans:

missworded:

tami-taylors-hair:



"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."

This is typed because a woman did not write this.

asfadedasmyjeans:

missworded:

tami-taylors-hair:

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"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."

This is typed because a woman did not write this.

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bogleech:

When addressing or referring to cats we just sort of use “kitty” as a universal adjective for anything pertaining to them.

Cats don’t eat, they kitty-eat. Sometimes they kitty-cry. They kitty-look kitty-at you. They kitty-like things or they kitty-don’t.

And cats are at all times engaged in the act of kitty-being.

oh gawd, my cats name is Kitty. This gets confusing. Kitty Kitty-eats.

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rubyetc:

most people have a hard time accepting what they are going through is valid to begin with. Don’t add to that insecurity. 

rubyetc:

most people have a hard time accepting what they are going through is valid to begin with. Don’t add to that insecurity. 

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I don’t remember the last time I had fun. This uni stuff is overwhelming and exhausting. Today I threw up because I was so tired/anxious/stressed/overwhelmed by this ecophysiology content for tomorrow’s test. Please be gentle with me.

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