Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk.
Mood: generation 80 emu.
Reminds me of the hilarious bite mechanics gifs.
Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.
my custom made philtrum piece hooked onto my dress and flew out of my face. I can’t find it anywhere :(
"heat chia seed oats for one minute"
Fuck you, I do what I want. *eats them cold*.
Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:
Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.
wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?
I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF
holy shit i was so embarrassed about this
OH MY GOD